We know you like to think of movie stars as glamorous people who bathe in Evian and wipe their asses with rose petals, but the truth is they're just like us. Sometimes they get wedgies. And maybe they look around for paparazzi first, but they pick 'em out, just like you. Also, sometimes they get pissed on. It's not just Kim Kardashian, either. Brad Pitt gets pissed on all the time. Pitt's costar in the ridiculously, infuriatingly misspelled Inglourious Basterds, Eli Roth, explains:
He shared that when you're sweating and don't have time to take a shower, you just take a baby wipe and rub it under your armpits. After a scene, Brad had to get next to me for a close-up shot, and he said, 'Damn, you're ripe.' I said, 'I didnít have time to shower.' He said, 'Baby wipes, man, baby wipes. I got six kids. All you've got to do is just take them, a couple quick wipes under the pits. Man, I'm getting [peed] on all day. I don't have time to take a shower.'
See, celebrities are just like us. No, we're not talking about the changing diapers thing. We mean that Brad obviously heard about one of our favorite celebrity tales, in which Michael Douglas's young son goes pee-pee on Daddy's back, and Brad, admiring Mike's work in such classic films as Basic Instinct and One Night at McCool's, thought this tactic might be part of Douglas's key to success. Idol emulation and water sports, all at the same time.
