We know, we know. Sometimes it's hard to find interesting celebrity gossip. Sometimes you end up writing about Jennifer Aniston's shiny hair or Amy Adams's love of Target towels. You've got space to fill. But good lord, Us Weekly, covering Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's sexy, sexy trip to a suburban grocery store? Was this a special grocery store that carries things like chocolate-covered dildoes? Cause otherwise we just don't get it. If you must, read this captivating tale for yourself:
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie hit up a suburban grocery store with two of their kids Saturday afternoon, a Stop & Shop employee tells Usmagazine.com."They were here for 30 minutes and left," Monira Ahmed, who works in customer service, tells Us of the pair — who are staying on New York's Long Island while she films thriller Salt.
"They were very friendly," continues Ahmed of the couple, who were joined by Zahara, 4, and Shiloh, 2. "They gave autographs and allowed people to take pictures of them inside…very nice."
Jolie was dressed down and "looked ordinary — not too much makeup. They were simple and humble."
Pitt — who donned a newsboy cap — pushed the cart while Jolie followed behind them as they shopped in the produce, fish and meat sections, Ahmed says.
We know that Brad and Ang seem exciting. They're beautiful, rich, commanding an army of pint-sized perfection, jetting off to exotic places all the time. But c'mon. Face it. They're boring. There is no more animalistic jungle sex. They're knee-deep in baby shit. And just look at their faces up there. They might as well be a couple of accountants attending an annual "Know Your Tax Code" seminar.
