Brad and Angie Still Living in Super Sexy Sin

"Brangelina," as you insist on calling them, did not get married this weekend. They will never get married. So just drop it already, and go back to making mittens for your cats or whatever it is you do when you're not reading Star. Just be happy that Brad and Ange are such reproductive overachievers that they are not only populating the planet with genetically perfect offspring, they're doing it two at a time.