You probably think that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are the definition of perfection, but you're wrong. Sure, they're physically flawless, rich and powerful do-gooders, but they'd probably host a pretty shitty dinner party. There'd be toys everywhere, Maddox shooting all the guests with his toy guns, Zahara and Shiloh engaged in a hair-pulling fight whilst smearing melted M&Ms on the walls. And on the table? A couple of boxes of Lucky Charms. According to IMDb:
Brad Pitt is ashamed of his poor cookery skills but insists his partner Angelina Jolie is no better – announcing the best meal she has prepared for him is "cereal."The Hollywood couple has six children together, but Pitt admits that neither of them are able to conjure up a meal for their family – because they just can't cook.
Pitt says, "I can rock a Sunday BBQ but that.s as far as my culinary talents go."
And when asked what Jolie's signature dish would be, Pitt replied, "Cereal."
Well, cereal is a step up from Victoria Beckham's signature dish, celery sticks in water sauce. But don't worry, just because Brad and Ang can't cook doesn't mean they're any less perfect. They just express their perfection in other ways, like cooking up impossibly facially gifted babies. And isn't that a better gift to the world than the ultimate beef wellington?
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Wanting Angelina to marry him or it is over. Angelina is having sex with women. Doesn't that tell him enough right there like get rid of her and let her be with women. Why should he step to that level. Brad is a man, apparently Angie does not know who she is. Go back with Jennifer and take Shiloh and Knox with you. Jen would be a wonderful mother. And make some more. See how Angie likes that right back at ya.lol