Brad Pitt Gives up the Weeeeeeeeed

You’re totally jealous of Brad Pitt, right? He’s rich and famous and powerful and has lots of motorcycles and gets to stick his thingy inside of Angelina Jolie. Sounds pretty great. But don’t be jealous, man. You’ve got one thing on him. At least you can smoke the weed if you want to. Except when your mom starts banging on your door complaining about the funny smell and calling you lazy and saying, “You’re 35. It’s about time you got a job, mister.” That’s a drag. But Brad, he can’t toke any more. Cause he’s a poppa. And poppas don’t do that. He truly does live in a different world, doesn’t he? Pitt appeared on Real Time with Bill Maher, and says Us Weekly:

“I certainly had my day,” Pitt, 45, told HBO’s Bill Maher in an interview Friday after the Real Time host called the actor’s role “one of the best stoner performances.” (Watch a clip above)

Maher — who was grilling the actor on his upcoming flick Inglourious Basterds — also recounted a New Year’s Eve party at which he says he witnessed Pitt rolling “the most perfect” joints he had ever seen. Pitt’s cheeky response? “I’m an artist.”

“I’m a dad now. You want to be alert and my eyes used to glaze over when I did that,” he told Maher.

What do you think Angie gave up for her kids? Cause we’re pretty sure there are still nights when she disappears for lesbian orgies/non-lethal knife fights. Maybe she gave up trans fats.