We wish we had lots of relevant stories for you today, but unfortunately nothing is happening. Megan Fox didn't star in a porno last night and Angelina Jolie didn't set Jennifer Aniston's hair on fire, so we're stuck talking about crock pots and some dude from the Discovery channel. So let's keep the dream alive with some hot gossip about Oprah on crack and Boy George and pretend it's 1986. First, some dude told the National Enquirer that he sucked the glass d with Oprah back in the day:
In his blockbuster sex-and-drug tell-all The Wizard of O: My Life With Oprah, her ex-lover, Chicago businessman Randolph Cook, makes the stunning disclosure that the talk queen resumed her cocaine habit during their secret affair which began in 1984. Cook, 51, also claims the media mogul taught him how to smoke crack cocaine, and the two "freebased" the drug regularly during their passionate six-month romance and the talk show titan "was still under the influence while doing her show."
So the next time Oprah does a "My Favorite Things" show, the audience can expect to get a couple of rocks under their seat. Yay! Oh, also Boy George is going to jail. PopEater says:
Singer Boy George was sentenced to 15 months in jail on Friday after being convicted of falsely imprisoning a male escort by handcuffing him to a wall in a London apartment.
British Judge David Radford said the 47-year-old former Culture Club frontman, whose real name is George O'Dowd, was guilty of "gratuitous violence."
O'Dowd's lawyer said his client and the escort had both behaved like "drug-crazed idiots" and that O'Dowd's substance abuse problems were a contributing factor.
It's kind of funny that to punish the guy who likes guys and pretended to put another guy in prison, they're sending said guy to a prison full of guys. That'll learn him!
