B-listers Are Nipple People, too

Much like the real world, the Hollywood world is totally unfair. On one side, you've got your A-listers, who get invited to fancy parties to which they arrive in a Bentley, wearing Dolce and Gabbana before being given grab bags spilling over with emeralds, mink stoles, and Cristal. On the other side, you've got B-listers and below, who are occasionally invited to parties thrown by, like, Safeway or General Mills. They arrive in rented Lincoln Town Cars wearing Heatherette and get grab bags full of Fruity Pebbles and Paper Mate eraseable pens. Well, today is the day that B rises up against A, the day that a couple of lesser yet still gloriously stacked stars defiantly extend their repressed middle fingers to the skies and shout, "Screw you, Keira Knightley and Mischa Barton! We, too, are secretly exposing our nipples to the harsh glare of the flashbulbs!"

The first brave B-lister to slip nip is Paulina Rubio. We understand she's a singer of some note, though we don't recognize her. She looks like a more natural and not quite so midgety version of Kylie Minogue and seems to be taking her boho hippie look very seriously; letting one lone breast hang out in a show of freewheeling, free-with-your-body free love.
You may recognize Maria Menounos as the woman who occasionally steps in and saves us from the chattering, bobbleheaded, hollow-stared atrocity that is Mary Hart on Entertainment Tonight. What you might not recognize are the nipples blinking through her sheer dress. Because she's never shown them before, you see. Not like John Tesh, that slattern.
Mo' pix of Paulina at MrSkin.com!
Maria, too? You bet!