Remember how Amy Winehouse's amphibian-faced husband, Blake Fielder-Civil Servant, was in jail for a year? Then he got out a couple of weeks ago and went straight to rehab? Remember that? Well, he's back in jail. He gave a dirty tinkle sample. The Sun shares this touching holiday parable that they've titled "Blake Goes Back to the Lags":
AMY WINEHOUSEís husband BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL is going back to jail after failing a drugs test. The junkie, 26, dashed to his wifeís hospital bedside last night from rehab after being told the news. He could now be in jail until early 2010 after breaking the early release terms of his 27-month sentence.
A source said: "Blake did a runner. He turned up in hospital and hell broke loose ó everyone was totally shocked. He was asking Amy to forgive him. As he was going back inside anyway he felt he didnít have much to lose . . . If he had stayed in prison last month rather than taking the rehab option he was set to be released at the end of this month. Heís blown it."
Pals of troubled Back To Black star Amy, 25, said having him locked up was good for her. Amyís friend said yesterday: "She had finally started stepping up divorce proceedings again but he started phoning again and getting inside her mind. Now he is out of the picture again she can concentrate on getting her life on track."
We especially love "the junkie, 26, . . . " It's as if it's his profession. Actually, it kind of is. Wonder if there's a check box for that on the census questionnaire? Occupation: _ Managerial, _ Secretarial, _ Internet/E-Commerce, _ Medical, _ Junkie, _ Law, _ Engineering.
