Blake Lively, Boob Slightly

Dudes. It’s time we had a talk. We understand that sometimes you get overly excited upon seeing a human female nipple. Your subconscious takes over and floods your brain with feelings of home and comfort and nourishment and love. But you see, we were bottle fed, so we don’t fall for any of that bullshit. Therefore we do not get confused and stumble over our words. The matter at hand today is the concept of a nip slip. It’s simple, really. For this term to apply to a particular glance at a nipple, said nipple must SLIP out of some article of clothing. If there is any sort of cloth covering that nipple, a nip slip has not occurred. What you’ve got there is a see-through shot. Because you SEE THROUGH the fabric to glimpse the nipple. Let us illustrate. The pictures of Blake Lively that we have thoughtfully tucked under the cut will show you exactly what a see-through nipple shot looks like. Over the boob lies nothing but a swath of lace, and lace is a fairly transparent fabric, thus your eyes land upon a bit of areloa. Please, study these pictures while saying to yourself, “This is not a nip slip, this is not a nip slip, this is not a nip slip. This is a see-through shot.” We don’t want to have this discussion again.