Blah Blah Lohan Blah Blah Blah Hospital Blah

Lindsay Lohan took a trip to the hospital on Friday, for the eighty-eleventh time in a year. Seems she took a little spill over at Bryan Adams's house and gashed her leg on a broken teacup. When asked about the accident, Lindsay said, "It cut like a knife, but it felt so right."

In one of the more bizarre stories we've heard in 2006, Linds suffered a nasty cut whilst breakfasting with the man behind "Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman". Her dirty, dirty mama Dina tells Star:

"She and her friends were preparing breakfast, with eggs and everything, and Lindsay was going up the stairs, carrying a ceramic teacup. She had just come out of the shower so she was still wet and had some lotion on, and she completely flipped on the stairs since it was slippery. The teacup went flying, it was shattered, and one of the pieces cut Lindsay in her shin. It was an accident."

Wonderful, but this raises more questions than it answers. Why in the name of Jesus was the hottest young actress in America over at Bryan Adams's place? Why were her friends with her? If Bryan invited them over to be friendly, why were they the ones cooking breakfast? And if they were just over for a social call, why the crap was Lindsay taking a shower there? There's something really goddamn fishy here. And we're gonna find out just what's going on, or our name isn't Encyclopedia Brown! (P.S. It totally isn't.)
Lohan's Nude Review is at MrSkin.com.