"Bitch, Don't Stop Me. I'm Nice"

Wednesday, November 2nd found Ashlee Simpson well into her cups and slobberingly berating a Canadian McDonald's employee. As if poor cuddly Canada doesn't have to endure enough jibes from the America already?

Canada's never done anything to us except give us poutine! Yet its poor denizens were brutalized by Ashlid Reflux Simpson after she hit the Four Seasons's Avenue Bar. The "singer" is, in fact, 21, yet it seems that she holds her liquor like a high school girl after a 3 pack of Bartles & James. She's not a girl, not yet a woman.
Thankfully, Canada is a country full of helpful citizens who just happen to be holding video cameras in the wee hours of a Toronto McDonald's, so the entire incident was caught on tape for your viewing pleasure. Normally we like to say something snarky and titteringly devilish about celebs behaving badly, but we're just going to be frank: that girl is a fucking prick and we want to end her. That's right, Ashlee! We're calling you out! We're sitting here with Lindsay, Wilmer, and a couple of socks filled with nickels. Just try us, trick. No one fucks with McDonald's and gets away with it.

Ashlee Simpson is NOT at MrSkin.com. They wouldn't do that to you. Her sister Jessica is, though.