We've recently been overtaken with a curious wave of concern for Britney Spears. We feel no empathy for her constant plowing-over of bystanders with large motor vehicles, or the charming way in which see seems to enjoy sabotaging her career and family, but this morning we were bowled over by a mental image of Britney, alone on the holidays, eating a box of KFC Triple Dip Strips out by her neglected, leaf-and-beetle-filled pool. Luckily, this will never happen, thanks to the altruism of the man who brought us the international country-pop hit "Achy Breaky Heart". According to Allie is Wired, singer/Miley-sirer Billy Ray Cyrus has invited Britney to Thanksgiving dinner at his house:
ìHoney you are welcome to a Nashville Thanksgiving at our house . . . We love her. We would love to be there for you and we care about you. Miley is a big fan and she wants to reach out, too. We want her to know thatís itís never too late to make things right.î
Capital idea, and please film it for an "Osmond Family Christmas" style prime time special so we can all witness Britney stubbing out Mama's lollipop in the green bean casserole before flossing her teeth with errant strands of weave and loudly pointing out the cranberry sauce clinging to Billy Ray's kicky soul patch.
Britney shows it off at MrSkin.com.
