Could it be that for all her posturing and bragging about being a sex jock, Angelina Jolie is, in reality, sort of cruddy in the boudoir? Billy Bob Thornton has all but stated such. Then again, why should we listen to him? He's gross. And gross people's opinions don't matter.
Remember that one time that Billy Bob was married to Angelina Jolie? And they were always doing super funny stuff and being weird and making the sex? Funny stuff. Now Thornton is extolling the virtues of "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life/never make a pretty woman your wife" in British Esquire (the magazine that coincidentally ran a poll last year and named BBT's ex-wife the Sexiest Woman on the Planet): "Don't count out the average-looking woman, or even maybe the slightly unattractive woman, or the really unattractive woman. There may be this swarthy, little, five-foot-two stocky woman who just has sex written all over her." And he continues, going for the jugular (Now, we should point out that he didn't come right out and say the name "Angelina Jolie" here, but, you know. Duh.): "Sex doesn't have to be with a model to be good. Sometimes with the model, the actress or the 'sexiest person in the world', it may literally be like fucking a couch."
Come on, are you just gonna sit there and let Billy Bob Thornton insult couches like that? Couches are wonderful, useful objects that bring comfort and joy to many people's homes. And some of them are really hot and insanely good lays.
What? Why are you looking at us like that? They're couches. You lay on them. God!
Holy God almighty, Angie is really rather utterly naked at MrSkin.com!
