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Bill Murray Is Dry as a Bone

Moviemaking sure can take it out of a person. The hours of being pampered and waited on–oh, and saying a few lines for the camera–can send the young and resilient to the hospital for exhaustion. The old and humorless (we're looking at you, Sean Penn) opt to sit around in a bathrobe contemplating the impact of their work. Bill Murray seems to fall somewhere in the middle.

Murray recently finished filming the Jim Jarmusch film Broken Flowers and is ready to take a break from acting. "Doing all those movies in a row, I didn't have anything left. At the end of Jim's movie I was empty, dry as a bone." Funny, that's exactly what we told our shrink after fleeing our job at Starbucks. So what is Bill Murray going to do with his free time now that he won't be making movies for the hipster set? "I'm really looking to cut lawns for the summer. I don't really want to work at all," he said. We can see him now, riding his lawnmower from house to house and offering up his services to the unfortunate families who don't have little boys of their own to do the mowing. They can even pay him in quarters as long as they offer cookies and milk after the job is done.

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