Bikini Season Winds Down with Chick from 30 Rock

We’ve been furiously searching for new celebrity blood lately. But considering the last time we hoped for an influx of new meat we were gifted with the twankers from The Hills and Megan Fox yammering on about how edgy and sexy and dangerous she is, we’re a little wary of what may come next. So let’s go back about three years to the debut of a little TV show called 30 Rock. You may have noticed a young hot blonde playing dumb on the show. Her name is Katrina Bowden. She was always wearing short skirts and looking so feeble of mind that she’d probably find even Tucker Max charming and whimsical and not the equivalent of a Glad bag filled with donkey feces. Her career hasn’t really taken off in the past three years, but that’s probably because she hasn’t done much to promote herself. So it’s a good thing she was seen over the weekend in a teeny bikini. Because there is no better form of self promotion than flashing a little skin. So we say, make Katrina the next celeb superstar. Unless you’re really hoping that Heidi Montag’s second cousin’s best friend gets her own reality show and dominates the pages of Us Weekly.