Bijou Phillips wants you to know that she's not just a Sean Lennon schtup-puppet, a chopper-offer of people's fingers with cigar cutters who likes to party-as-a-verb, and the owner of a famous labia close-up. No friends, Bijou also has a talented left nipple.
The nipple made a surprise cameo appearance on the runway at the Playstation Portable Fuses Launch Fashion Show (because if there are any two concepts that go together, they are "Playstation" and "fashion show").
Just look at Chris Kattan's face in the background. "I see you, Bijou Phillips's nipple," it seems to say. "I see you and I appreciate you and yet I have to maintain a look of bemused and decidedly un-horny detachment lest my ladyfriend kills me." Next to Kattan, Shooter Jennings and Drea de Matteo were so thrilled by the sight of the magical mystical nipple that they were inspired to throw their arms around each other in a delighted embrace.
(More nipple-inspiring-togetherness pics available at Drunken Stepfather, the blog we like to call "Daddy".)
