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Kardashian, Dash, Williams: A Towering Triad of Tush

kim_kardashian_bikiniass_1.jpgAsh Wednesday is a holiday for miscreants, nogoodniks, hobos, and jerks. So we'd like to take this opportunity to declare today Ass Friday– a holiday we can get behind. Awwww, dipping sauce! What an absolutely delectable play on words! So please, by all means, get into the holiday spirit today. Take off your pants and Porky Pig it around the office. Forget calling people "asshats" and fashion yourself an actual ass hat and wear it with pride. Give yourself or a loved one an enema. And enjoy today's crop of photos of celebrities with gigantic keisters tucked inside bikinis! To wit: Kim Kardashian:

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Continuing the trend of girls with "dash" in their names who have big (d)ass(h)es: Stacey Dash of Clueless fame!:

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And Serena Williams, who does not have the word "dash" in her name; however, she does dash around on the tennis court so hey, close enough!

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The elderly gentleman in the last photo would do well to tune his metal detector past "nickel" and straight into the "bunz" setting, for the treasure is right before his very eyes. That was deep.

(Photo credits: Hollywood Tuna, Faded Youth, TMZ/Mavrix)

More Kim Kardashian at MrSkin.com.

Stacey Dash and her buns are there, too.

Plus more slammin' Serena!

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6 Comments

  1. sam
    Posted April 11, 2008 at 2:05 pm | Permalink

    its funny how stacey has this look on her face like are you looking at my fat ass. im shocked!

  2. Spiral
    Posted April 12, 2008 at 3:37 pm | Permalink

    Looking at Serena's behindm I feel like Wedge Antilles in Star Wars: "Look at the size of that thing!" And like the Kingpin in Spiderman, it may look huge, but its all muscle. I bet if you wedged some deuterium in her asscrack and got her to flex, you could create nuclear fusion.

  3. Jabbathebutt
    Posted April 13, 2008 at 8:46 pm | Permalink

    Williams…YUCK!!!
    Kardasshian…FAT!!!
    Dash…MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
    any day of the week.

  4. SDashisfast
    Posted April 13, 2008 at 8:50 pm | Permalink

    Love the look of Satcy in the photo. That's no way near a fat ass, Kim K is the only fatass on theis page. Serena's is just nasty lookin' not worthy of phat ass more muscular ugliness.

  5. Posted April 14, 2008 at 6:44 am | Permalink

    Baby got a big ass butt – OH YEAH!!!Stacey looks like she's been eating and taking it INN AND OUT

  6. nluvr2@hotmail.com
    Posted July 16, 2008 at 4:09 am | Permalink

    DAMN!! i can't be the only white guy that would eat serena's body-waste! she is amazing!

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