Holy shitting mother of crap! Quit your job and drop out of life, bong in hand! Stash the children safely in a well and run into the streets, brandishing a broken wine bottle and screaming "Jessica Biel naked!" It's long been rumored, and now rumors become reality. Big Booty Biel does, in fact, get nude in Powder Blue. Well shave my head and call me Peanut. Mr. Skin has the whole scoop:
. . . it isn't until the 1-hour, 8-minute mark that our patience is rewarded. At that moment, she lights a cigarette and hits the strip club stage for some pole dancing. Your pole might be dancing as well after the 7th Heaven sweetie finally pops her bra, grabs a candle, and drips hot wax onto her naked tits. SKINCENDIARY!
We see both of Jess's jugs again at the one hour, twenty-four minute mark when she loses her top top make out with Eddie Redmayne. A few moments later, at the one-hour, twenty-seven minute mark, the storied Biel butt appears in all its huge ass glory, bountiful and bootyful before Redmayne steps in the way to eclipse the full moon.
See what we did right there? Not only did we drop some exciting dish on Jessica Biel's quivering, dual rear mounds, we were able to sneak "eclipse" and "moon" in there, thus drawing all the Twilight teens. Thanks, Google!
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I knew it had to be true. Mr. Skin had this story posted last week. It sounds great, almost TOO good to be true, in fact, but I think we're actually gonna see Jessica Biel "peel" in "Powder Blue." On second thought, will her nude scenes actually make it to DVD? I remember when Natalie Portman had nude scenes filmed for "Closer" and she later wanted them removed. We never got to see THOSE scenes. I just hope Biel doesn't pull the same trick on us.
Oh, according to TLAVideo.com, it's the real deal…and Ms. Biel didn't use the chicken out clause, so we'll be seeing her in the nude real soon.
The theater screener definitely includes Jessica Biel's nudity. The concern is that there's a long time until the DVD comes out in June. What if Biel demands those scenes be cut before the release?