Can we get philosophical with you for a minute? OK, so is it technically considered an upskirt shot IF the outfit consists of some sort of obvious costumery including Spanx-like underpants what match the outfit? And said costume is meant to be worn during a performance that will certainly include all manner of gyrating, undulation, and shimmying, surely leading to a flash of the performer's regions beneath? It's kind of like the idea of "malice aforethought". Or in this case, "phallus aforethought", because that's some seriously substantial vulva BeyoncÈ's got compacted down into her shiny panties. After the cut.
So does this count? Is this an upskirt? Because if you say yes, we're willing to bet dollars to donuts that at sporting events, every time the cheerleaders jump and flash their protective nylon pantaloon things, you high five your pals. And get escorted off the premises by a rent-a-cop. And then go home and cry a little and watch The Crow while your mom brings you some Dinty Moore and pats your head reassuringly, saying, "Someday, you'll catch up and the girls will like you." How do we know so much about this? Oh, no reason.
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BeyoncÈ gets bootylicious as usual at MrSkin.com.
