While watching the Oscars on Sunday night, we tried to keep our eyes open, scanning swooping necklines for a peek of areola. Honestly, we tried our best. We were on high alert whenever Evan Rachel Wood or Sarah Jessica Parker appeared before the camera. But we also admit that we were well into our cups halfway through the first musical number. And apparently we were gazing in the wrong direction, as it wasn't a lady with a triple name poking her nipple into view, but a lady with only one: Beyonce. It's like she knows us, knows that her current hit, "All the Single Ladies," has been running through our head for weeks. Only now it will go a little something like this: All the single boobies, all the single boobies. Now put your nips up. (Something something something, she sings too fast to understand.) Cause if you like it then shouldn't put a bra on it. If you like it then you shouldn't put a bra on it." After the cut, a big ol' slice of Beyonce's nipple.
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On Sunday there was a picture on the NPR Oscars blog of a model in the background "who almost had a Janet Jackson moment". It appeared that her right breast and nipple were exposed. Was it a nip slip or something else?