We know that people have babies. The reason life continues is because penises are inserted into vaginas and then big masses of tissue and organs and skin and hair and fingernails called babies come out of said vaginas. This is how the world works. But can celebrities please take a break from the baby making for like three months? We're dying for a new trend, like elephant adoptions. Sure, they're expensive to feed and difficult to house (see Stampy Simpson), but celebrities are rich and need not worry about trivialities. So please let Beyonce be the last knocked-up famous lady to cross our path until fall. According to Hollyscoop:
Looks like the celebrity baby boom that started last year is far from over. Move over Angelina and Ashlee because Beyonce Knowles is going to be adding her name onto the celebrity mommy list.Hollyscoop has learned exclusively through multiple sources that Beyonce is expecting. A source close to the couple revealed, "Beyonce is 100% pregnant, which is why the couple rushed their wedding." The source also told Hollyscoop that all the friends and family that attended the ultra private wedding were all aware that Beyonce was already expecting.
Our source added that Beyonce is in her early stages, but donít expect this star to come out with a confirmation statement anytime soon. The couple is pretty private about their personal lives–they still haven't even confirmed their wedding. But the source confirmed that she is expecting and they rushed the wedding due to Beyonce's strong Christian beliefs.
We love when celebrities have so-called "strong Christian beliefs" that allow them to have tons of premarital sex, but as soon as a baby's a-coming it's matrimony time. Bastard or no, they're still going to Hell, right? They might as well start committing some other sins. We suggest Beyonce start with dishonoring her mother by finally standing up and yelling: "House of Dereon clothes are ass ugly! I'm wearing Prada from now on!"
Beyonce is one hot mama at MrSkin.com.
