It may have taken her months and months to come to this realization, but BeyoncÈ has finally figured out how to sell her ass ugly House of Dereon stripper clothes: show how conducive they are to major wardrobe malfunctions and hope that desperate guys start buying up the entire line and gifting every hot girl they see on the street. We thought this was pretty much a failsafe plan, but then we actually looked at the clothes. And unless those things are laced with a super powerful pheromone that’s proven to attract gorgeous millionaire sex gods who love to buy their ladies flowers and rub their feet, ain’t no girl wearing ‘em. Except BeyoncÈ. And her exposed boobies. Which you can see below thanks to MediaTakeOut and their helpful use of slow motion. Although we’re pretty sure that if you can make out anything more than bouncing, generic flesh surrounded by pixelated boxes of blurry, washed-out beige, you should put your talents to use with a high-paying job with the CIA spotting camouflaged snipers hidden in trees a thousand feet away.
