The Old Man and the Olsen

Since we know you were totally turned on by the mere idea of old-lady impersonator Mary-Kate Olsen sharing a "full-on make-out session" with shorn-noggined thespian Ben Kingsley, we know that hearing Sir Ben and his wife talk about the scene will give you some raging wood. CelebNewsWire readers: lovers of old dudes sticking their tongues in barely legal mouths. Yeah, we know you. According to People, Ghandi confessed:

"She was completely in charge," the actor, 64, tells PEOPLE of their enthusiastic make-out scene in a telephone booth.

The former star of Gandhi and Schindler's List – who's currently shooting with Martin Scorcese in Boston – drove down to New York for the movie's Cinema Society and Sony Cierge-sponsored party at the Gramercy Roof Club.

"I love watching the movie," his wife, Daniela, said of the coming-of-age stoner film. As for her real-life leading man, she added, "I love him. He's amazing."

While we love the idea of Ben's wife seeing her husband sucking face with MK and responding with a hearty round of raising the roof and a couple of "woot woot"s (because that's how people express their love for cinema, right?), we really love the idea of MK grabbing onto Ben's silken robes, throwing him against the wall of the phone booth (btw, what?), and sucking on his mouth like she's Tara Reid and he's a bottle of Grey Goose. Totally hot.

Check out more pics of MK at The Wackness premiere at Daily Stab.