Ben Affleck found himself in a bit of a bind recently when he went to a convenience store to buy diapers and, after finding he was short on cash, was forced to kiss a fan so she'd pay for the Huggies. That reminds us of the time we went to buy Scotch tape and forgot our wallet so we had to kiss a fan. Only it wasn't Scotch tape, it was Vagisil. And it wasn't a fan, it was a homeless man. And it wasn't a kiss, it was anal sex.
So he runs to the store and forgets his wallet and has to kiss a fan to get her to pony up the cash? How sad. He can shell out like 5 trillion dollars for a J. Lo engagement ring, but he can't get on his cell phone and have one of his "people" drop by with ten bucks? Ben may have feared the hormonal wrath of wife Jennifer Garner, however. In Touch reports:
"According to sources, he told the giggling store clerk, 'I've got to come back with these or my wife will kill me.'"
Oh, and to think we were that close to the death of Fleck. The new year is bittersweet, indeed.
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