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October 19, 2006 at 10:54AM

Bathrooms: For More Than Just Coke Fixes

Nicole Richie is quite fond of bathroom quickies. Enh. That's not very special. Call us when she's found naked in a Camero with two girls, a goat, and twenty pounds of salami. Celebrities just have no imagination these days.

According to your grandma's favorite celeb gossip source, The National Enquirer's Mike Walker:
I knew the Nicole Richie - Brody Jenner romance was headed for the toilet! Just days before the split, a lady shrieked when she opened the restroom door at swanky BevHills eatery Kate Mantilini and discovered the emaciated “Simple Life” star and “Princes of Malibu” hunk Brody – who were definitely NOT rehearsing for a new reality TV show together – wrapped tighter than snakes and lip-locked closerthanthis! Red-faced, the lady closed the door, then clocked a good five minutes before the heavy-breathers exited. When the pent-up lady finally got in and concluded business, she found evidence of Nicole and “Prince” Brody’s hot struggle – his wallet on the floor – but gritted her teeth and dropped it on their table as she exited.
What surprises us here is that Nicole Richie's fourth-grader body is still capable of taking on a slice on man meat. We'd think that Nicole's vagina could only accommodate a penis the size of a Tootsie Roll, so this can only mean one thing: Either Brody Jenner is hovering in Enrique Iglesias territory, blue-veined custard chucker wise, or no amount of dieting can shrink an already stretched-to-capacity vadge back to pre-pubescent size.
Nicole is smokin' at MrSkin.com.

Related Topics: Brody Jenner, Nicole Richie, celebrity bathroom habits, celebrity hookups

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