Bai Ling Is Sad

Poor Bai Ling. Not only did she guest star in the most boring, pointless, find-a-good-crack-den-that's-open-on-Wednesday- nights-because-you-never-need-to-watch-television-on-that- particular-night-ever-again episode of Lost, she didn't even get to slip nip once during the whole damn hour. Even though she tried. Hard. We've got an idea for you, Bai: It's Oscar weekend, there will be parties and cameras everywhere. Why don't you see how many times you can be photographed next to a nominee while wearing only a thong that boasts "I love big trophies"? That should cheer you up.

Still lamenting Lost's lack of Ling nip? Don't worry. Bai shows that and more at MrSkin.com.