It's back. Like the warm, comforting touch of an old friend's hand on your shoulder. Turn around, and it's always there for you. When the guy from WKRP molested Dudley, it was there with a kind word and a counselor referral. When the Ricker was having girl trouble, it was there to encourage him to call the radio station and request Mr. Mister's "Broken Wings" to woo her back. That time Blanche went through menopause and was concerned her sexiness and worth as a woman would be dashed forever, it was there with cheesecake and a group hug in the kitchen. It is Bai Ling's nipple, and it is as steadfast and true as a trusty steed, as comfortable as an old pair of slippers, as reliable as a toilet plunger. Which, coincidentally, it rather resembles. After the cut!
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