Sure, it's easy to find a suitable rich and famous Hollywood mate if you're Brad Pitt, but what if your face has a little more . . . character to it? What if your bad boy from the wrong side of the tracks rugged masculine semi-good looks have long since fled and left in their wake a collection of ass-beating scars, oddly wispy yet defined stubble, and various high-tech polymers? In short, what if you're Mickey Rourke? Luckily even he can find love. Or at least a little late-night groping in front of the DJ booth. Says Page Six:
MICKEY Rourke is already reaping the benefits of his comeback. The star of "The Wrestler" was at the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood the other night with Sean Penn and his long-suffering wife, Robin Wright Penn, when, our witnesses said, Rourke was accosted by fame-craving Bai Ling. Rourke was only too happy to oblige the Chinese-born actress and the two "made out and partied pretty hard."
This match makes perfect sense. Her cooch is probably so chapped and numb from constant exposure to the elements that she'll barely feel his giant ham hands. Everybody wins.
