If you are a longtime reader of CNW (there's at least one of those, right?) you will be familiar with our two favorite fake celebrity relationships: Nicole Richie not dating Jeff Goldblum and Bai Ling fake engaged to a Carter (we THINK it was Nick, but they're pretty much interchangeable at this point). So today is a very very special day, as these two not real couplings are combiningóin a way. Bai Ling is dating Lionel Richie! Maybe! Reports Fox News:
It seems as far as far can be from the perfect match, but hey opposites do attract — so could it be that crazy actress Bai Ling and music legend Lionel Richie have something going on?The unlikely duo was spotted on what appeared to be a romantic date last Thursday at Whist at Viceroy Santa Monica. According to an eye witness, Ling and Richie kept a low-profile and laughed and flirted throughout their meal.
The actress (who tells people she hails ìfrom the moonî and has a habit of crashing Hollywood parties and dirty dancing for hours by herself) was most recently linked to Mickey Rourke with whom she put on quite the PDA with at the Chateau Marmont earlier this year.
See, we knew we didn't like that whole Mickey Rourke thing. That made sense. It was expected. And Bai Ling should never do anything that's expected. She should show up to the premiere of a Pixar movie (uninvited, of course) wearing an adult diaper and pasties. And tell all the little children she encounters about how the cartoon star of the movie is really her father, but she was born looking too human and had to be sent to an orphanage. And if she did that while taking short breaks to lick Lionel Richie's face, all the better. Just imagine if the pair got married and Lionel insisted on Nicole Richie calling Bai Ling Mom. Oooh, and maybe this will spark a really bizarre trend. Next up, Tila Tequila seen cavorting with Billy Ocean.
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She's his Bai-Ling-rina Girl!
There's an image that's not going away without some hard liquor!