Bai Ling’s Cheetah Half-Breed Has a Taste for Nipples

We’re in love with celebrity pets. There are the ones that are essentially living jewelry, like every animal Paris Hilton has ever come in contact with. Then there are the endearing mutts who take an otherwise boring celebrity and make us think that they can’t be half bad with a cute companion like that, like Jennifer Aniston’s Norman. But Bai Ling just may have the best celebrity pet ever: a half cheetah, half house cat hybrid! How did someone get a house cat and a cheetah to breed? No clue. Did the cheetah have the house cat for a snack after the kitty coitus? Probably. But Bai possesses the progeny, and that progeny almost possessed Bai’s naked nipple! She said:

I sleep naked … She was kissing me, and suddenly, she woke up. She saw my nipple, and oh my God, she went for it. If I wasn’t fast, my nipple is gone. She thought it was a toy or something.

Can you blame the pussy? Bai Ling’s nipples are roughly the size of baby dicks. While Bai’s sleeping we’re betting they flail around like a snoozing pooch’s legs. How could a playful kitty not pounce?