Could Britney Spears be pregnant again already? At this rate the world's population could be 43% Federline before the decade comes to a close. And we're pretty sure that's the third sign of the apocalypse, right behind the skies raining blood but ahead of a hit song by a transvestite singing about her "lovely lady lumps." Oh shit, we're closer than we thought.
Star magazine claims that Britney has been blabbing about her uterus to some chatty folks.
"I'm pregnant!" revealed the 24 year-old pop star to another woman in the spa at Maui's Four Seasons Hotel where Britney, Kevin and their baby son are staying.
Federline, 27, also delivered the bombshell baby news to a friend, who told Star: "Kevin said, 'Britney's pregnant again,' and when I expressed surprise he said, 'Yeah, it shocked the shit out of me too.'"
We're kind of surprised that Kevin would be "shocked" by news that he'd, once again, spread his super idiot sperm. We figured that even as slow as he is he would have figured out God's sadistic plan by now: to make the educated and well-bred have to struggle to conceive children while the dregs of humanity can pop 'em out like Pez. We hear the cable's been out in Heaven and God needed something to occupy his time until he could catch up on Flavor of Love.
Oh, and Star also provided this photo of Britney's purported baby bump, as they say. So decide for yourself whether there's a new Federline inside there or just a couple of bloomin' onions and some chili cheese fries.
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