The National Enquirer claims that Britney Spears gave birth to a son at 2 A.M. today, despite reports that Kevin Federline's fourth inexplicable extension of DNA would take girl form and be named Jailynn and make her entrance unto the world in two days, forever upstaging the birthday of big brother Sean. According to The Enquirer:
"Kevin took Britney to the hospital in the evening hours of Sept. 11 to prepare for the Cesarean birth," an insider said. Only her mother Lynn, and her sister Jamie Lynn were present at the birth. None of Kevin's family was there.
Right after the baby was born, Kevin got the word out to his family and close friends.
Britney's just lucky that she didn't pop the tot out two hours earlier, as a much overlooked amendment to the Constitution states that any children born on September 11th must take for a middle name the names of every person killed on 9/11. Hyphenated, of course, to make it less confusing.
Check out hot mama Britney at MrSkin.com.
