Loni Anderson says that if she were to receive a lifetiem supply of fancy shoes and undergarments, she would happily pose nude for Playboy. Somewhere in Cincinnati, Herb Tarlek just sprung a boner.
Good old Loni, the forerunner to Jessica Simpson, may be ninety-eight years old, but she's still got it! Now starring in the Tori Spelling vehicle So NoTORIous, Loni says that she's turned down Playboy several times in the past:
"Hugh [Hefner] started coming at me when I was 17… but I always thought of my daughter or my son or my granddaughters – you don't want them going to school with, 'Here's mom (naked in a magazine).'"
However, she says that if she were offered a lifetime supply of Manolo Blahnik shoes and La Perla underwear, she might just say yes.
"I'd be in my underwear for La Perla. I'd seriously consider that."
Sorry, Loni, but there's already one Manolo-loving, naked blonde trollop around, and her name is Kim Cattrall, so if we were you, we'd back off. This town ain't big enough for the both of you. And by "you", we mean "breasts".
More pics of Loni are awaiting your perusal at MrSkin.com.
