Sometimes when we have a string of glacially slow gossip days (such as has been the case for the past week or two), we joke that we should just start making shit up. Apparently Page Six and Star share our way of thinking, since theyíre both speculating on whether or not Angelina Jolie may possibly be pregnant (or is perhaps planning on becoming pregnant sometime in her lifetime) with Brad Pittís genetically superior spawn.
Weíre generally pretty skeptical about the stories in celebrity gossip magazines (we tend to believe whatever the hell we wish to be true, even if itís a story claiming that Hilary Duff has eloped with 50 Cent and they are planning on adopting five chimpanzees and dressing them in pink tutus and treating them as their children), but this may be the most unfounded story weíve ever seen. The slow pace of the Brangelina romance (which is still officially unconfirmed) has caused the mags to attempt to push the relationship along, with the next logical step after the animalistic thrusting of the loins being a little tot who will make an overworked and underappreciated nanny earn her $25,000 a year with no health benefits. So Star found a ìsourceî (perhaps the bathroom attendant from a restaurant where Angelina recently dined) who said, ìTheyíve kept so many secrets lately that it would be no surprise to find theyíre keeping another–planning for a baby, or already being pregnant.î So thatís all it takes these days? If youíve ever kept a secret in the past, then itís safe to assume that youíll be keeping more secrets in the future? So just because we once buried that body in the woods and didnít tell anybody where it was, itís likely that we wonít tell anybody when we have a threeway with Britney and Kevin? Well, actually, we would be a little embarrassed about that and would probably keep it to ourselves.
If Angelina gets pregnant, her body may never look this good naked again, so savor it while you can at Mr Skin.com.
