Jennifer Garner, who has seriously been pregnant for over two years, finally belched that wee babe out of her Fleck-tainted womb yesterday. It's a girl, and they have reportedly named her Violet Affleck. Violent Affect. Violate Afflack. Violin Affluence. Silent Chaffsex. Pilates Calf-flex.
Mother and baby are doing fine (yay!), as is father (damn!) after Affleck the Younger was birthed after a scheduled inducing at an L.A. hospital yesterday at 3:26 P.M. No specific details about the baby's weight, etc., have yet been released, but little Violet reportedly popped out of the womb all crazy-eyed and flailing and emitting part-skim foam from her mouth until new mother Jennifer, eyes brimming with proud tears, offered her new daughter a sip of highly caffeinated, mocha-tinged milk from her grande bosom. Yeah, we just made the obvious Starbucks joke. That's right.
Before Jen got Fleck cooties, she was hot. Check her out at MrSkin.com.
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