According to celebrity Canadian blog (there are Canadian celebrities? Besides Rick Moranis, we mean) Is This Happening, ill-tempered Canuck singer Avril Lavigne is expecting a little sk8r boi or grrl:
Wow!! Must be that time of the year for babies!! Isthishappening.com has learned exclusively that Canadian singer, Avril Lavigne is pregnant!! You heard it here first folks!! Our insider reports that Avril is a month and a half pregnant and that her husband, Deryck Whibley has been telling all his friends that he's excited to be a father…
Excellent. Since Christina Aguilera is due to give birth to a half human/half monkey man hybrid shortly, her offspring will be in dire need of a half human-half troll man playmate. They can live together under a bridge and wait for the Billy Goats Gruff to trip-trap overhead, then they will eat bananas and climb to the top of the Empire State Building.
