Here we see Avril Lavigne picnicking in the park with her trusty gnome, Nibbles. Not only does Nibbles cobble shoes, make mischief in a glen, and play in the Canadian pop-punk band Sum 41, he is also employed to keep his mistress Avril happy and relaxed. He does this through the art of gnome massage, doffing his traditional gnome dress of pointed hat and curled-toe shoes in order to better rub his hands all over Avril's boobs. Later, he moves the massage therapy to her butt and buries his pugilistic gnome nose into her bosom. Ah, a tender moment between a girl and her gnome. Not pictured but implied: gnome-to-human sex amongst the toadstools.
(pics via Drunken Stepfather)
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