It’s a really slow gossip day, so we’re going to feed the beast and talk about some twazzle from The Hills. We don’t like to do this very often, even though they provide such stunning examples of true idiocy and the general downfall of humanity. But you see, that’s what they want. They think if they say something like, “Who’s this Borock Omama guy? I’ve never heard of him” they’ll get a two-page spread in Star. And they’re usually right. But the problem is, once they realize this, they just start spouting off ridiculous things, like declaring themself king of America, which gets them more press coverage, which makes them say more stupid shit, etc. to infinity. So basically they’ll never, ever go away. Or at least not until they’re old and ugly and replaced by younger, prettier, stupider people. So today, against our better judgment, we will contribute to this madness by offering you pictures of Audrina Patridge in Maxim. Sure, some of them are kind of sexy, but she had to go and ruin that by sticking her paws into a perfectly delicious-looking cake. Buttercream and self-tanner do not make an outstanding flavor combination. Leave the poor dessert alone so that others may enjoy its wonderful cakiness. Thank you.
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The photos are decent enough, but nothing to write home about. Let’s face it, hot chicks and models on home appliances are a dime a dozen. (And let’s not even start on pastry. Man, there’s a cliche I could do without.)