An Entourage cast member got uppity at a club recently and started a fight with the DJ. We know what you're thinking, and, nope, it wasn't Piven. It wasn't Adrian Grenier or Matt Dillon's brother either. Turtle? He's got some heft. Nope? God, then who's left? Mandy Moore? It has to be Mandy Moore. Wait, you're saying it was Kevin Connolly? Eric? He looks like he couldn't even take Jermaine Dupri or a really quick-witted Ewok. Yeah, we know that last sentence was a bit redundant, but we couldn't think of another thing that was really really small and scrappy.
Fighting to defend the honor of Nicky Hilton. While nowhere near as fruitless as defending the long-lost-honor of her sister, it's still a bit like offering to kick someone's ass because they called Elton John gay. Alas, Kevin Connolly took on the challenge and emerged victorious. Page Six reports:
"Entourage" star Kevin Connolly used his fist to defend the honor of girlfriend Nicky Hilton the other night at West Hollywood hot spot Hyde. Things got physical after pro skateboarder Chad Muska, who was guest-deejaying, made a lewd crack about the honey-haired heiress. "Kevin jumped into the DJ booth and hit Chad," a witness tells Us Weekly. "Chad tried to hit him back, but at that point they were separated [by security]." After Muska was escorted out the front door, another witness says Connolly "went back to his seat and continued to chat with Nicky."
We understand Connolly's stance here, as just gazing upon this picture of Chad Muska gets us a little punchy. He's like Stephen Dorff without the . . . uh, fame? Career? Class? Well, without the starring role in a Tara Reid movie, at least. Which reminds us of another Entourage catfight. Craft services must be slipping Alabama whup-ass powder into the donuts. What we don't understand is what Muska, someone who has been close enough to Bijou Phillips that he'll probably never be able to wash the skank stench off of his skin, could have possibly said about Nicky Hilton. Next to Bijou, Nicky is as pure and virginal as Hilary Duff. Oh shit.
Check out Nicky's honor at MrSkin.com.
