So Bruce Willis got married this weekend. Huh. Really, what can we say about that? We hope his new bride (32-year-old model Emma Heming) likes the feel of a newborn's fuzzy head? Mazel tov to them and whatnot, but the real story here is Bruce's ex-wife, Demi Moore, who attended the ceremony with her new husband, Ashton "Mike" Kutcher, and her three children with Willis. (What, you expect a second marriage to be about the new wife? Your naivetÈ amuses us.) Her newer, younger model was just living his life, tweeting as normal, when he decided the view from his hotel couch was too good to keep to himself. So Ashton Twittered Demi's shitter:
watching my wife steam my suit while wearing a bikini. I love God!
9:43 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeckI'm not wearing the bikini she is that's what makes it so glorious
9:46 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeckshhh don't tell wifey http://twitpic.com/2bj58
10:11 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeck
Don't tell this very famous woman whose ass I am photographing and posting on the internet that I'm photographing her ass and posting it on the internet? Sure, Ashton, we won't tell a soul.
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For an aging 46-year-old woman, Demi's butt looks good.