Ashton Kutcher Shills Product Via Wacky Shenanigans

Today’s one of the most miserable days for celebrity gossip in quite a while. You know it’s bad when the hottest topics are an areola slip from a Hills cast member and Elisabeth Hasselbeck farting out another little soldier for her Christ army. So we’re jumping on the bandwagon of useless stories, too. Ashton Kutcher got in troubz! Ooh, you bad! Digital Spy says:

Ashton Kutcher has reportedly irritated movie executives by taking photos on a film-set.

Kutcher told Fox News: “I got in trouble twice today man! I’ve got a camera and I post stuff on the internet with my camera just like any other Joe posts on the internet with his camera. I went on a studio lot today with a camera and they were like ‘You can’t shoot here’. I was like, ‘What are you talking about? I’m just shooting!’”

Oh, that loveable scamp and his trusty lens! Scampering onto movie shoots and sneaking some shots, just as easily as he whips out that all-seeing eye to capture some flirty hotties much to the chagrin of their balding john. What hair-brained pickle will The Kutch get himself into next with the help of his 7 times zoom accessory? BUY A NIKON! BUY A NIKON!

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