Because you are a dirty, disgusting pervert, you will love seeing your little sister's favorite Disney Channel star slip a big puffy nipple after the cut. Look at it for a good couple of minutes and then call your psychiatrist and tell her to clear her schedule.
We know you were hoping for Hannah Montana because your biggest goal in life has always been to see the private bits of a member of Billy Ray Cyrus's family, but instead ogle Ashley Tisdale. And although she is a Disney Channel star, she's 22. So that's either a nice relief or a bitter disappointment. In which case, seriously, pick up that phone.
Thus concludes the portion of our program where we try to recapture our lost youth by pandering to teenagers. Barring any further nudity, we will leave all future High School Musical-related reporting to Just Jared.
Find more of Ashley and her nip at the dashing and talented Egotastic!
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she's a fucking skank like almost anyone else on this site
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