Ashley Olsen Gets Shown; Told

Ah, Show and Tell. That landmark moment in kindergarten history that allows five-year-olds to attempt to outdo one another by dangling parent-bought trinkets in their classmates' faces. He who has the best Elmo wins, and the grand champion blue ribbon awesomest #1 winner of the Show and Tell race has got to be the young daughter of one-balled bike guy Lance Armstrong, who recently brought her dad's inamorata, Ashley Olsen, to school with her. Says Radar Online:

One of the part-eunuch biker's young daughters (he has twins) had the honor of taking a more realistic (though slightly less boobtastic) Barbie to her class for observation. Yes, daddy's lady love Ashley Olsen was recently shown and told about at the young girl's Texas school. "Celebrities do this all the time," the source said.

We can only imagine what kind of questions these adorable little moppets asked the one-time Full House star. She most likely had to go through her entire repertoire of tricks, impishly shouting "You got it, dude!" and "I'm sowwy, Uncle Jesse" before answering things like "Why do you brush your hair with a shoe?" and "You look like the man who lives under the underpass near my grandma's house" and "how come the roll-on body glitter from your makeup line turned my face into one big hive?"