Poor little Ashlee Simpson. All she does all day is clean up poop, then clean up some more poop. But little Ashlee doesn't wanna clean up poop. Little Ashlee wanna party. Little Ashlee wanna get shitfaced and make out with strangers in dark corners of clubs like all of her friends. Poor little Ashlee. Says Page Six:
PARTY animals-turned-parents Ashlee Simpson (above) and Pete Wentz are having trouble with their new domestic lifestyle. An insider told Page Six, "Ashlee and Pete are on the rocks. He is going out all the time and she's stuck at home. It's just not working." A rep for Simpson, who's currently spending some alone time with her hubby in Australia without baby Bronx Mowgli, said, "This is not true. Everything is fine in their world."
We never thought Ashlee was the type of girl to carefully think things out. When Papa Joe said, "You should have a baby! You would get so much attention. You'd be on the cover of every magazine, and they would give you money to talk about how you got your post-baby body. And if you give it a really weird name people will never stop talking about it. It will be great!" Ashlee probably didn't think past that initial round of publicity. You know, to things like actually taking care of a child. So now she's all, "Little Petey Wentz gets to go to clubs and drink and party and hang out with cool people, and all I get to do is sit here with a stupid baby." And then Bronx is all, "Waaaaaaa!"
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How could she leave her baby and go all the way to Australia for some "alone time".. what a selfish bitch!