Sure, Ashlee Simpson and stubby penis-like Fall Out Boy Pete Wentz made a baby, so they've obviously had sexual intercourse, but we have a hard time picturing their coitus. We assume it involves putting on matching mud packs and painting each other's nails, reading Teen Vogue and then updating their MySpace profiles. But sex is what they have, and Pete is more than willing to talk about it. He went on Howard Stern yesterday, and E! reports its findings:
Ashlee probably didn't want him telling everyone about getting up to 150 pounds during her pregnancy, but at least he says the weight is ìblazing off herósheís a babe.î A babe with whom he has ìan amazing sex life"…and this is where he veers into serious detail overload.
Their amazing sex life is in part due to Peteís claim that ìTexas girls are fun." He spares no detail about the first time they had sexóincluding the place, the mirrors and what he was thinking: ìOh, my God, you are banging the girl of your dreams.î
"We have such a sexual chemistry,î Pete continues (and seriously never stops). ìHad we been on this show last year we'd probably be doing it in the green room."
However, now that they have a 2-week-old baby, not so much…yet. Instead, "We do other fun stuff. She's not ready down there."
Other fun facts about their sex life that we probably shouldn't knowóbut do nowóinclude the specifics of Ashleeís boobs: "She's a C, but I think with the breast milk itís a D." And that she's up for anything (really, anything): "Let's just say my wife likes me to have a good time.î
Early in the interview, he mentions that Ashlee specifically told him, "Don't say anything crummy about me.î
While it doesn't exactly translate to crummy, "fat tits and does anal" isn't really considered the height of compliments in our book. Then again, we're not from Texas and don't have pastor parents, y'all!
