The other day, Fall Out Turd Pete Wentz and surgically altered sister Ashlee Simpson announced their engagement, but offered a "no comment" on pregnancy rumors. Yesterday, Pete told MTV News:
ìThere is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood. This is all news to me. I canít wait for the story about how Iím really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover. Ö I mean really, this is crazy. Ö I mean weíre engaged, thatís true, and happy about it.î
Way to deny without denying, Pete. Some sources are reporting that Ashlee is definitely pregulated, some are reporting that she is absolutely not, but we think Yeeeah! has busted the case wide open:
ìCoincidentally,î Ashleeís new album drops in a week, on the same day her shirt line for Wet Seal debuts. The very same album that threatened to be overshadowed by Mariah Careyís until daddy leaked E=MC2 onto the internet. Coincidentally.
Aha! Excellent marketing strategy, Simpson family. We know that when we go to the record store or peruse iTunes.com, the first thing we look for is not songs we'd be interested in or the hot hits of today, but whether or not the artist is under the age of 24 and has allowed an unsheathed penis to ejaculate semen into her vagina. That is the mark of musical ventures worth our cash. True, our CD collection consists of nothing but albums by Charlotte Church, Lily Allen, and Clay Aiken, but hey, at least we're consistent.
