Comments on: Ashlee and Petee: Robbed by Monkeys http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/ashlee_simpson_pete_wentz_robbed_by_monk.html Latest Celebrity News & Gossip Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:01:09 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: Nobody Special http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/ashlee_simpson_pete_wentz_robbed_by_monk.html/comment-page-1#comment-1953 Nobody Special Sat, 26 Apr 2008 08:53:06 +0000 http://www.celebnewswire.com/?p=17700#comment-1953 Sorry for the triple post, it wasn't showing up so I thought it kept messing up. How do I delete the other 2? Sorry for the triple post, it wasn't showing up so I thought it kept messing up. How do I delete the other 2?

]]> By: Nobody Special http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/ashlee_simpson_pete_wentz_robbed_by_monk.html/comment-page-1#comment-1952 Nobody Special Sat, 26 Apr 2008 08:46:50 +0000 http://www.celebnewswire.com/?p=17700#comment-1952 "We love how Ashlee immediately jumps to "Of course, I assumed the maid stole our stuff, because that's what low-class servants do, right, stab you in the back after you've graciously payed them a whole $4.25 per hour? But she wasn't even there. I was so confused."" [sarcasm]Yes, because thieving monkeys are a far more rational explanation and would have been most people's first assumption, right?[/sarcasm] "We love how Ashlee immediately jumps to "Of course, I assumed the maid stole our stuff, because that's what low-class servants do, right, stab you in the back after you've graciously payed them a whole $4.25 per hour? But she wasn't even there. I was so confused.""

[sarcasm]Yes, because thieving monkeys are a far more rational explanation and would have been most people's first assumption, right?[/sarcasm]

]]> By: Mr Wonderful http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/ashlee_simpson_pete_wentz_robbed_by_monk.html/comment-page-1#comment-1951 Mr Wonderful Sat, 26 Apr 2008 04:02:48 +0000 http://www.celebnewswire.com/?p=17700#comment-1951 Why oh why is Ashlee Simpson being reported about? I don't care for either Simpson, but at least Jessica can sing and has huge knockers. There is nothing remotely interesting about the tone deaf Ashlee who isn't that great looking. Why oh why is Ashlee Simpson being reported about? I don't care for either Simpson, but at least Jessica can sing and has huge knockers. There is nothing remotely interesting about the tone deaf Ashlee who isn't that great looking.

]]> By: Wanderer http://www.celebnewswire.com/archives/ashlee_simpson_pete_wentz_robbed_by_monk.html/comment-page-1#comment-1950 Wanderer Sat, 26 Apr 2008 01:19:27 +0000 http://www.celebnewswire.com/?p=17700#comment-1950 SPANK THE MONKEY! Sorry...couldn't resist...LOL! SPANK THE MONKEY! Sorry…couldn't resist…LOL!

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