Love springs a turtle. Or eternal, whatever. Lip-synching, rhinoplastic fantastic celebrity sibling Ashlee Simpson is rumored to be marrying her wang-flashing Fall Out Fiance, Pete Wentz, this coming weekend. Reports Us:
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz will wed Saturday, May 17 at a "top secret" location, a source close to the couple told Usmagazine.com.
"Proper invites have not been sent out but instead guests have been given a save the date notice," the source told Us.
The rehearsal dinner ñ described by the source as "an intimate affair" for "family and close friends only" ñ will take place on Friday.
On Saturday, "all guests will be transported in shuttles to the wedding location," the source explained.
Regarding Simpson's upcoming wedding, her spokesperson told Us: "This is a private matter. There is nothing to confirm."
It'll be the emoest affair this side of a Taking Back Sunday tour! Those non-invite save-the-date notices were probably sent out via MySpace bulletins. The bride and groom will be taking their own wedding portraits in a bathroom mirror with a point-and-shoot. However, this begs the question: can you put Blingees on a cake?
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"Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz will wed Saturday, May 17"
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz will divorce Friday, November 14