Ugh, slow gossip day. Celebs must be doing gross stuff like holiday shopping and spending time with loved ones and crap instead of going out, smoking angel dust, and banging each other. The nerve! So here's a few tidbits on CNW's first family: Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz, and little baby Flatpoint Balloo. First, Pete takes to the cyber-arena and bests all comers in the war of the worlds, letting us know that the rumors about no mags wanting pictures of Bronx Mowgli are bunk. He blogs:
About baby pics gossip: truth is like every celeb couple we were offered
mounds and mounds of money by mags from here to Guam to pimp out the baby. We just donít want to go down that road with him.ps trust me heís cute. he looks like his mommy.
Does he look like new mommy, or mommy's original face? We don't know, but we're hoping he inherited Pete's favorite feature of Ashlee's. Her tits! According to our personal breast friend, Female First:
Asked what his favourite feature of Ashlee's was, Pete replied: "I would have to start with the breasts!
Hot. OK, and finally, The SimpWentzes have asked Gym Class Heroes member/boyfriend of Katy Perry Travis McCoy to be the child's godfather. CelebWarship scoops the poop:
ìIím so proud,î Travis tells In Touch. ìPete told me I was treading godfather territory and two days later, after I met Bronx and Ashlee saw how good I was with him, it was official.î
Because when it comes to guiding youth, who better than a dude with Hall & Oates hand tattoos. God, Ashlee and Pete are such douches. "Douche is the only word that comes to mind when we see their names. It's like in old time cartoons when someone was gullible and taken for a ride and their head morphed into a sucker. Only we picture Pete and Ashlee with nozzled heads smelling of vinegar and mountain rain.
