If you favor guyliner and hoodies with hot pink skulls, we suppose that the only thing as good as having your first child on Halloween is having your first child on the day the tween vampire movie comes out. That's right! Ashlee Simpson finally gave birth last night. The kid was so overdue we're surprised he didn't walk out of the womb, or come out on a tricycle. It's a boy, and apparently, the baby name "Brooklyn" is played out, so the new parents cleverly chose another New York borough. Sez E!:
Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and her rocker hubby Pete Wentz welcomed son Bronx Mowgli Wentz, their first child together, Thursday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. The baby boy weighed in at 7 pounds, 11 ounces and measured 20Ω inches.
"Proud new parents Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz welcomed new son, Bronx Mowgli Wentz, late this evening," a rep for the new mom told E! News. "Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!"
Somewhere in France, Angelina Jolie is cursing the fact that someone else came up with a baby boy name ending in "x", thus leaving her with only "Spanx" and "Gas-X" for future adoptions.
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^They obviously have plenty of money for psychiatrist bills because it is a given that the combo of that name, a bimbo for a mother and an emo for a father is going to completely fuck that poor bastards mind